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Q. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?
A. To the school Norse!
Q. How did the Vikings communicate with one another?
A. By Norse code.
Q. What kind of Viking ship doesn’t sink?
Q. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A. To get a chocolate filling
Q: What do you call a deaf Driller Dragon?
A: Anything you like- he can't hear you!
Q: What do you get when a sniffer dragon sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Q: What do Stoick the Vast, Mogadon the Meathead and Baggybum the Beerbelly all have in common?
A: They all have the same middle name!
Q: Where do you go when a stink-dragon burps?
A: A mile away!
Q: Where does the teacher send you if you're sick in class?
A: The school Norse!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy!
Q: What kind of cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!
Q: Why did the dragon cross the road?
A: Chickens weren't invented yet!
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